The Massive F*cking Bender

When the future rocks up at your front door and punches you in the face, there's only one thing to do: go on a massive f*cking bender.

When a letter arrives in the post explaining that GIRL has been rejected from the university of her dreams, GIRL realises that her years of relentless work and sacrifices were all for nothing. Now faced with the reality of having to go to her reluctant second choice university, an urgent reinvention is required in order to have any chance of surviving three years at one of the party capitals of the UK.